Deranged Assistant
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Creature — Human Wizard
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"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
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Collector number: #61
Artist: Nils Hamm
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